ooc ↻ appointments & messages

[herotypical]

❮ buffy, when i said you could slay vampires and have a social life, i didn't mean at the same time! ❯

catch-all appointments & messages post for herotypical @ luceti; please title and date your top tag accordingly -- think of the childrentimelines! [ written ], [ voice ] & [ action ] are all viable. the addition of funky and hip song lyrics is also welcome (and maybe a little encouraged).

ATTENTION -- looking for old threads? previous appointment posts can be found here and here.

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[all7seas]

"Going to make my better amendses even more better...er. You'll see. Mistress Amelia told me 's got to come right from the heart, and me? My heart's all black and stony-hard and piratical and whatnot, and I've simply got to...

Erm. Better Man in Seven Days? Suggests a number of deep-breathing techniques. So's I figure that, coupled with a bit of heroing about, should somehow tidy up all the scores.

Like the Batman does, you know.


Then me an' Murray can get back to the marauding like proper pirates do."

[herotypical]

His plan was so backwards. She didn't know where to begin picking it apart. So? She didn't.

Well. Except for one bit: "Piratical, maybe. And possibly it's some shade of grey. But it can't be stony-hard. I can hear it. Right now. Being all squishy."

[all7seas]

"Ah. Well.









Don't tell anyone, eh?"

[herotypical]

"It's between you and me. I promise I won't tell anyone. Not even George Clooney's Batman."

Because you just know that Buffy Summers actually liked Batman & Robin.

[all7seas]

"Especially not the Batman," Jack cautioned. "He doesn't need any more information than what he's already got."

[herotypical]

"I'm not afraid of the Batman. He's not actually all that intimidating."

[all7seas]

[herotypical]

"What! He's not. His secret identity is painfully obvious and flash cars do not a hero make. George Clooney was the best thing to happen to the cowled crusader."

[all7seas]

"Right -- who is this 'Clooney,' woman?"

[herotypical]

"He's a man of many names. But with one distinctive voice. And face."

And because it wasn't fair to tease so fresh off the back of a Serious Discussion: "He's an actor. That's all."

[all7seas]

"Ah. And you think him........handsome."

[herotypical]

"Many do. It's not just me. He's...very popular. But -- that's not the point. So not the point. How did we get here again?"

[all7seas]

"Don't remember, me. Something to do with the buggering Batman."

[herotypical]

"....And him not being so scary. Right. I mean -- what's so frightening about a utility belt and a mask? And don't even get me started on the rest of the outfit."

[all7seas]

"......Let's not speak of him any more. His agent has explained to me something of his judgments. His distribution of justice and mercy and whatnot."

[herotypical]

"His...agent?"

Gotta be a Robin. There was a Robin town? Besides the fake-Robin that was Aang? News to her.

[all7seas]

"Following me. Following my every movement."

[herotypical]

...She tried to sit up. Possibly a little newly alarmed.

"You're serious?"

[all7seas]

"His claim, lassie."

[herotypical]

"Can't be doing that good of a job. I'd notice if you were being... surveilled."

I think.

[all7seas]

"Annie? It's the Batman." Jack cuddled round her as though even at this moment those beady bat-eyes were peering into their cozy treehouse. "He watches from the shadows, bloody tosser."

[herotypical]

"But he's just a guy. Not even really a rea--"

Nah. That wasn't going to cut it. Not when so many people insisted -- and so recently -- that she too wasn't real.

"...Slayers can totally win against Batmen. I'll pinky swear it."

[all7seas]

"But he's meant to be a good guy, love!"

[herotypical]

"You? You haven't read the comics or seen the movies or watched the shows. Batman? Kind of a jerk."

[all7seas]

"Well I KNOW that! Doesn't change anything!"