ooc ↻ appointments & messages

[herotypical]

❮ buffy, when i said you could slay vampires and have a social life, i didn't mean at the same time! ❯

catch-all appointments & messages post for herotypical @ luceti; please title and date your top tag accordingly -- think of the childrentimelines! [ written ], [ voice ] & [ action ] are all viable. the addition of funky and hip song lyrics is also welcome (and maybe a little encouraged).

ATTENTION -- looking for old threads? previous appointment posts can be found here and here.

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[all7seas]

"Especially not the Batman," Jack cautioned. "He doesn't need any more information than what he's already got."

[herotypical]

"I'm not afraid of the Batman. He's not actually all that intimidating."

[all7seas]

[herotypical]

"What! He's not. His secret identity is painfully obvious and flash cars do not a hero make. George Clooney was the best thing to happen to the cowled crusader."

[all7seas]

"Right -- who is this 'Clooney,' woman?"

[herotypical]

"He's a man of many names. But with one distinctive voice. And face."

And because it wasn't fair to tease so fresh off the back of a Serious Discussion: "He's an actor. That's all."

[all7seas]

"Ah. And you think him........handsome."

[herotypical]

"Many do. It's not just me. He's...very popular. But -- that's not the point. So not the point. How did we get here again?"

[all7seas]

"Don't remember, me. Something to do with the buggering Batman."

[herotypical]

"....And him not being so scary. Right. I mean -- what's so frightening about a utility belt and a mask? And don't even get me started on the rest of the outfit."

[all7seas]

"......Let's not speak of him any more. His agent has explained to me something of his judgments. His distribution of justice and mercy and whatnot."

[herotypical]

"His...agent?"

Gotta be a Robin. There was a Robin town? Besides the fake-Robin that was Aang? News to her.

[all7seas]

"Following me. Following my every movement."

[herotypical]

...She tried to sit up. Possibly a little newly alarmed.

"You're serious?"

[all7seas]

"His claim, lassie."

[herotypical]

"Can't be doing that good of a job. I'd notice if you were being... surveilled."

I think.

[all7seas]

"Annie? It's the Batman." Jack cuddled round her as though even at this moment those beady bat-eyes were peering into their cozy treehouse. "He watches from the shadows, bloody tosser."

[herotypical]

"But he's just a guy. Not even really a rea--"

Nah. That wasn't going to cut it. Not when so many people insisted -- and so recently -- that she too wasn't real.

"...Slayers can totally win against Batmen. I'll pinky swear it."

[all7seas]

"But he's meant to be a good guy, love!"

[herotypical]

"You? You haven't read the comics or seen the movies or watched the shows. Batman? Kind of a jerk."

[all7seas]

"Well I KNOW that! Doesn't change anything!"

[herotypical]

"You know, I don't even think he's in town anymore. I used to run into him on patrols. But nothing lately."

[all7seas]

"I dunno. Suppose I'll continue to be a very careful pirate where the Batman is concerned."

[herotypical]

"How long've you been here, huh? And who's been the person to mostly uncover the majority of your scheming? Not the Batman."

Nope. More like Buffy Summers. Vampire Slayer.

[all7seas]

".....Maybe I let you uncover it. You ever think of that?"