This earthquaking is not at all amusing. If I wanted to be a Buffy-milkshake, I would have--wait, no. I'd never want to be a Buffy-milkshake.

Also, what's with the Area 51 set up? This isn't going to turn into a scene from Mars Attacks! is it? Because, colour me foolish for neglecting to bring my nuclear warheads along with me.