buffy anne summers (
herotypical) wrote2012-09-24 08:22 pm
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action + joint post ✪ out of some sentimental gain -- i wanted you to feel my pain
[ buffy and spike have been out a-missioning -- only it hasn't gone quite as...merrily as they might have hoped. you see, they’re back a little early. spike decided to make an escape attempt and, in doing so, he’s brought malnosso justice down on both their heads. it’s all terribly unfair.
their punishment? one doozy of a bodyswap. spike is buffy and buffy is spike. and neither of them are too pleased about it.
sartre once claimed that 'hell is other people'; however, a situation like this makes a convincing argument that hell is, in fact, being other people. after they argue their way out of a proverbial wet paper bag and manage to find better clothing than the new feather garb they're initially given, they'll be available (throughout the next few days) to be mocked or sympathized with or awkwardly avoided all around town, depending on the individual.
find top comments below for either buffy's thread or spike's thread or -- if you’re looking for a thread with both of them -- buffy and spike. buffy’s tags will come from
deadhero and spike’s tags will come from
heroatypical. please don’t hesitate to tag all three options if that’ll float your boat. ]
their punishment? one doozy of a bodyswap. spike is buffy and buffy is spike. and neither of them are too pleased about it.
sartre once claimed that 'hell is other people'; however, a situation like this makes a convincing argument that hell is, in fact, being other people. after they argue their way out of a proverbial wet paper bag and manage to find better clothing than the new feather garb they're initially given, they'll be available (throughout the next few days) to be mocked or sympathized with or awkwardly avoided all around town, depending on the individual.
find top comments below for either buffy's thread or spike's thread or -- if you’re looking for a thread with both of them -- buffy and spike. buffy’s tags will come from
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25th.
"Look, if you're wanting a drink, you can sod off. I'm not a bloody barmaid."
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It certainly shocked him into a moment of silence.
"Pardon me, miss." He clung to his formality. "But I rather think you are."
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He lifted his own drink, a simple beer, and took a drink. And then made an absolutely disgusted face at it.
God he hated being Buffy.
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Sharpe didn't even know what a cosmopolitan was. But: "All I want is a measure of brandy, lass."
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This 'girl' was not budging.
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That's all Sparrow had to say about the woman. Mercy and goodness and light. The Slayer might as well have been an angel.
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Eh. There's some other barkeep around but he doesn't want to talk to the man.
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Oh Christ. How did he end up defending his love life to Sparrow's bit? That's just -- no. That's wrong. Sharpe took in a deep breath. Time to start again. "Look. Lo--lass. Are you feelin' fine? Should I call Jack up? You're acting strange and I'd offer to escort you home myself, but..."
Some other man's woman, y'see.
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Rough company flocks to rough company.
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Sharpe should probably shut up soon.
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"What did he say?"
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So, now that he had Buffy's attention: "It's a bit of a tale, miss. And I'm mighty parched."
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"Brandy'll do. Much obliged."
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