[ it’s just another slow monday night at good spirits, except that buffy and spike have been arguing for the better part of an hour. it's an important, life-and-death sorta conflict that must be solved with the help of democracy and maybe a little bit of vodka. so -- to help settle such a score -- the journal feed springs to life with the sweet sounds of one very indignant buffy summers: ] Clooney, duh! Just you wait -- the village’ll back me up.
You’ve got to be high, Slayer. It’s Keaton. Keaton all the bloody way!
Oh, jeez. I only ever felt extremely sad for Keaton. Keaton inspires pity. What you really need is a Bat who looks as though he could swoop in and rescue you with charisma and charm and a god-like chin. [ ... ] Not that I'm in the market to be rescued. Like, ever. But...hypothetically? Clooney.
I seem to remember a time you were singing a different tune. Oh, Riley, rescue me, Riley![ such an awful impression is this and there's swooning and-- ] Clooney's chin is nice, though. Inhumanely nice.
[ there is the muffled thump of hand hitting book -- because she would sooner hit book than hit him and risk contact. ] Never ever did I once ever ask him to -- ugh. Spike.
Anyway. Clooney never really got into the role. Keaton's a real character-actor, through and through. How else do you go from bloody Beetlejuice to the Batman? He's brilliant!
It's not that impressive; they both begin with B. Now, from Batman to ER doctor? There's true talent. Everyone would agree. As far as opinions go, it’s totally the right one.
The right opinion is Michael bloody Keaton not-- chins aren't everything, Buffy! [ he's waving a finger at her now, totally losing his composure. ]
You're right. Chins aren't everything. George Clooney is everything. Don't you agree, discerning minds of Luceti?
[ get in on the glorious fight, kids! tags will get replies from both buffy and spike unless you ask for something else in the subject line. and, seeing as how this heated debate is being held at the bar, you’re welcome to get an action thread with them as well. they're being...disruptive. ]
You’ve got to be high, Slayer. It’s Keaton. Keaton all the bloody way!
Oh, jeez. I only ever felt extremely sad for Keaton. Keaton inspires pity. What you really need is a Bat who looks as though he could swoop in and rescue you with charisma and charm and a god-like chin. [ ... ] Not that I'm in the market to be rescued. Like, ever. But...hypothetically? Clooney.
I seem to remember a time you were singing a different tune. Oh, Riley, rescue me, Riley![ such an awful impression is this and there's swooning and-- ] Clooney's chin is nice, though. Inhumanely nice.
[ there is the muffled thump of hand hitting book -- because she would sooner hit book than hit him and risk contact. ] Never ever did I once ever ask him to -- ugh. Spike.
Anyway. Clooney never really got into the role. Keaton's a real character-actor, through and through. How else do you go from bloody Beetlejuice to the Batman? He's brilliant!
It's not that impressive; they both begin with B. Now, from Batman to ER doctor? There's true talent. Everyone would agree. As far as opinions go, it’s totally the right one.
The right opinion is Michael bloody Keaton not-- chins aren't everything, Buffy! [ he's waving a finger at her now, totally losing his composure. ]
You're right. Chins aren't everything. George Clooney is everything. Don't you agree, discerning minds of Luceti?
[ get in on the glorious fight, kids! tags will get replies from both buffy and spike unless you ask for something else in the subject line. and, seeing as how this heated debate is being held at the bar, you’re welcome to get an action thread with them as well. they're being...disruptive. ]
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