"The one I just this morning decided I now need." Matter of fact. Blunt. Best not to hide her intentions, really. Because hiding anything always seemed to give her heartburn. Itchy palms. Shortness of breath. "It's been years and...well -- I used to more. Fighting and slaying every night. Kept a girl on her game.

Now..."

Flip flip flip. Oh! An old article about alternative shampoos. This should be very interesti-- "Mayonnaise?! Eugh."